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Just been to jizz in a cup (ball cancer one removed) before chemo. The wife as a bit of encouragement got on the bed in the room to play with herself so I'd spaff quicker, it worked! I do the deed into the tinyest cup ever. Best bit was she kept going because in her words, why should you get all the pleasure. and turns out I've got a 45 million sperm count. Even with one ball I think I'll book in again for another show on Friday #checkyourplumbsLAD
My girlfriend picked up my fight club DVD last night and asked what it is about. I was speechless. FirstRuleLAD
To confusedLAD. Have you seen the episode of Friends where this happens to Ross? Exact same thing, you'll spend most of the time being a spectator as this gay friend fills out your girlfriends fantasies for her while it draws away suspicion from the fact there probably having a raging affair together. you'llsoonhaveabreakIguaranteeitLAD

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