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Took my DogLAD to the vet on Monday as he needs to have his balls off, the vet nurse is a 6/10 but has an immense rack. We got talking and she made it clear she's single, I'm not so I just left it at that. She then calls me to say I can come get him and asks me if I want her number and I said thanks but no as I'm not single, she says 'I don't mind' she's lost a point for desperation. So now this 5/10 adds me on fb, and I ignore her add as I'm not impressed, then I get a text from a number I don't know, it's clearly her. So she lost another point as she's a stalker. Then the 4/10 calls me this morning and I didn't pick up, she leaves a voicemail saying 'hey it's Shelley, do you fancy that drink'. I block her number and tell the mrs (covering my back) she immediately decides I've encouraged her and is storming down to the vets as we speak. WouldNotLikeToBe3/10ShelleyLADs
Today I decided to make a point to the mrs who reckons she does everything, I hired a cleaning firm and the house looks amazing, I've got a pie from the local deli and am going to claim I did the lot when in reality I've sat playing FIFA 15 and eating GameSetAndMatchLAD
Had a phenomenal girl (9/10) come up on tinder. Swiped left as her bio was riddled with spelling mistakes. TitsonlygosofarLAD

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