"You're an asshole and I don't know why I came here" her last words before we fell asleep.
"Want me to suck your cock?" Her first words when we woke up. Women are a mystery. SleepOnItLAD
Met my missus's dad today for the first time, our only words were "alright pal?" My missus doesn't think me and him get on, little does she know, that's classed as a convosation for LADs. WomenWillNeverUnderStandMenLAD
Had my first skype sex session with the mrs last night. for anyone that hasn't done it i recommend it telling her what to do while you watch is brilliant! Put the camera between your legs LAD.