Was in Subway ordering my Italian BMT on herb and cheese (8/10) when the young LADy (6/10) behind the counter enquires as to "what size?". "Can you keep a secret?" I replied..... "Just over six inches". She was not impressed. LAD.
I broke up with the girlfriend a year and a half ago. 6/10 ginger. I still cant see her in the street without getting a semi , eroticmemoriesLAD
The first time I visited a strip club I didn't know how to react at the end. Instead of the usual get up and go I clapped and said 'outstanding'. This was made even more embarrassing when my sisters found out and I was mid way through a sentence, they both clapped said outstanding and started calling me Brian no brain. StrippedofdignityLAD