Bumping Into your ex and getting butterflies... Not me, not even dead moths... CouldntgiveafuckLAD
CelebratorydryhumpLAD. I love football with a passion and I'm also a gayLAD. When I watch the England men's team play and they score and celebrate, the thought of me being in the middle of them trying to get my rocks off doesn't enter my head. I'm just happy my country's team has scored and cheer like any supporter. They're professional sports men as are the LADies that play for England. Stop being a pervy knob!
Today while out with the girlfriend by the sea she asked me if I knew about this massive ship we were passing.
I told her I knew lots about it and then proceeded to tell her the entire plot to the film 'Titanic'. I managed to explain pretty much the whole thing with her believing every word of it and not making the connection to the film.