At work tonight (barman/waiterLAD) when one of the regulars (31yearoldMILF) was saying how her babysitter was texting her saying she had made plans for tonight. My boss then preceded to say I could go early to go and babysit for said MILF. She came home 3 hours later, got through the front door and dragged me upstairs, and told me to fuck her. Best part is, she paid me for my troubles afterwards. All thanks to my BossWingmanLAD