Went to school with this Chinese LAD. Quiet guy, nice enough but always sat at the back and didn't talk much. Turns out he's a genius and got 99% in his A-level maths. We ended up going to uni together doing maths. He's just been kicked out the course for regularly turning up to class pissed, and on numerous occasions being caught or suspected of fingering the same girl next to him. nerdwithabirdLAD