The relatively new Misses (6/10) is coming home tonight after a week away. Little does she know Ive been preparing for the sexual marathon that awaits like a champion! Preparation started 6 days ago and includes an intensive 'training' and diet plan to make sure my balls are primed and ready, Ive been following a strict physio regime to ensure flexibility, muscular endurance, and that my long term pelvic injuries dont hamper my performance, and Ive trimmed downstairs far too maticulously. ProbablytakingitwaytoofarLAD