Don LAD

Went to the Newcastle match with four of my mates. Went to a pub to pick up the tickets off a ticket tout. When my mate went to sort the tickets out I went to the toilet only to find out when I arrived back that all my mates were sitting together and I was sitting on my todd bitpissedoffbutquicklygotoveritLAD. Walked to the stadium said my goodbyes to the LADs and went to my seat only to find I got a seat next to my father. 54000 to 1 LAD.

To the cameraman at the Brits cutting to holly willoughby while blur were on to show her tits bouncing while she was dancing cameramanLAD

To My 67 year old grandLAD who just ran a marathon for cancer research charity. Only 2 years after recovering from cancer himself....InspirationalLAD

Juan Mata feigning injury so he could get a good groping from the Chelsea PhysioLADy (8/10). InjuryTekkersLAD.

On the Chelsea Napoli game, Gary Neville commenting on the defence by saying ' I've seen milk turn faster' MilkLAD

Napoli fans getting into the ground at 3:30 for a 7:45 kick off. DedicatedLADS

An 8.5/10 on my facebook feed "Didn't realise my next door neighbours had roofers in and have just showed and walked around for the past half an hour naked with all the velux blinds open. Only when I looked straight at one of them in the eye I noticed them. Never been so embarrassed in my life" SneakyrooferLAD

Was picking up my gf (7/10) to take her to her uni ball. When i get to her flat she's in the bathroom doing makeup etc so go to speak to her FlatmateLAD. Straight away he warns me to mention her hair cause she spent 2 hrs at hairdressers getting it done up. As she gets out of bathroom, duely compliment said hair. Got blowjob in toilets at law ball. WingLAD!

The absolute dadLAD on last week's sun sex and suspicious parents (catching up LAD) who, having seen his daughter (slutty 6/10(+1 for great rack)) getting a vjazzle turns to his wife (2/10) and says "that's just like the one you have". Much to her horror. BanterousdadLAD

To the weather man who accidentally let it slip out and told the whole nation there will be 'bucket loads of cunt' this weekend. MakingtheweatherworthwatchingLAD.

I went to VegasLAD with my 3 best mates, we all had 5k each, we all had 200quid each on the last night so we thought fuck it put it all on 32 red on roulette. 29000k LAD we kept playing got it up to 40k. So the 1st thing we bought......was a hooker. VivaLasVegasLAD

I have experienced many great things in life such as losing my v plates, getting my brown wings, proposing to the mrs and getting married but the greatest moment of my life still remains the time I hit the crossbar at half time on the crossbar challenge when I went to watch my local team play and won a pizza and a ticket to their next game EasilyPleasedLAD

The Napoli keeper celebrated after saving a shot. LovestocelebrateLAD.

My Dad had some time off work recently, due to being owed some holidays (HardworkingLAD). He text me saying that he was bored and going shopping. I got home from work to find he'd bought a new TV, a new car, and a dog. Mum was less than impressed. ImpulsebuyingdadLAD

A girl (Mediocre 6/10) I'm friends with on Facebook recently upload a new picture of herself posing with lots of cleavage some completely random LAD, no friends in common I dont even think he's from same country, just commented "I would destroy you" 17 likes and counting RandonLAD