I liked this girl (7.5/10) for a long time and we were really close until she friend zoned me and told me she had feelings for my bestLAD. Naturally, as any friend would, I swallowed my pain and wished my mate all the best. However my mate knew that I liked her for ages so didn't try anything with her. This tale of two LADs showing their mutual respect and loyalty may seem nice, but said girl is now sucking a random pikey's dick on the regular and has had a boob job. MoralsOverBitchesLADs
Don LADs of the day
Caught my teacher on TrueLAD last week. Just letting him know that I won't have done my assignment for Monday as I am off to the pub all day today. YouKnowWhoYouAreTeacherLAD
Has anyone ever actually 'smashed the shit' out of a girl? I've never caused a girl to shit herself, so was wondering if I'm doing it wrong. CleanSheetsForMeLAD
Girlfriend asked me what she looked like in her new dress. I told her she's now more of a 7/10 rather than a 6/10. InthedoghouseLAD fuckLADs
Had a text at midnight last night from GrandLAD to pop over for some toast! AlwaysTimeForSomeToastLAD
It seems that to be fashionable, you have to dress like a pretentious cunt. That's my excuse for my god-awful taste anyway. CatwalkLAD
Had the girlfriend bent over in the back seat doing the deed when out of no where notice a old man watching in the mirrors looking through the windows PervertLAD
In all my years watching porn, I have never watched a full video from start to finish. Skip the 'storyline' intro, fast-forward to the shagging, bit of blowjob, ending with the facial, sorted. trimLAD
Well I hope this cheers up all the LADS out there. Woken up with a stonking hangover feeling the usual terrible about myself state. Outside in just my boxers soaking some fresh air back with my brew and lo and behold, a bird shits straight on my stomach. LAD
Seen some horrific performances from Spurs fans today tearing up at missing out on the Champions' League spot. Come back when you've sat through 3 successive relegations to the Blue Square Premier then 4 successive fucking-ups of the play offs LutonTownLAD DieHardLAD
You can't go wrong with a simple jeans and polo shirt combo. None of this chino roll up crap. FactLAD
Got the fuck buddy over for a final day of revision. Been revising pretty hard since 9ish and then had breaks to either give her something hard or have lunch. RevisionLAD
Premier League has finished and I already miss it. Today has shown why we all love football, fucking brilliant. GonnaBeALongSummerLAD
George Best on Beckham "He cant kick with his left foot, he cant head a ball, he cant tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right." Spot On. KnowsHisFootballLAD
Opened my laptop top to have a wank as revision was coming to a stand still,quickly went onto bbc sport beforehand and watched Carragher's farewell to anfield. 20 minutes later and im still watching montage after montage of carraghers career highlights and best moments.Might not have been the most technically gifted but more than made up for it with passion for the club. Great professional and great ambassador for the sport.StillhadawankLAD
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