Just had a reminisce about all the posts that were done about the flags last month, which brought a smile to my face as I am flagLAD.

I prefer sausage butties to bacon ones. controversialLAD

In Hospital, thought I was making some progress with the pretty nurse. Of course she had to ask me about my bowel movements . . . MoodkillerLAD

The EDL (racistshitLADs) were staging a rally in my town so the bestLADs and I went down there and egged them. fiftypointsifyouhittheheadLAD

To the LAD who loves all the different words for boobs. My favourite has always been 'wabs'. But you can use any word you want, just as long as you mime a pair of boobs on yourself as you say it. Even 'wardrobe'.

Today I have achieved what I thought was the impossible (as a Birmingham City fan, realisticLAD). I have 2 tickets for the Champions League Final. I'm so excited I can't eat, already started drinking though (boozyLAD). Biggest Club game in the world and I'll be there. LADs when I hear that music played live I think I might shed a tear. Bring on ze Germans! luckyluckyluckyLAD

We live in a world where you can watch the likes of Mia Malkova and Tori Black get naked and fuck themselves, yet people are buzzing over a fully clothed picture of Helen Flanagan looking 6/10 at best. I don't get it. ConfusedLAD

Learnt a crucial lesson last year. I was visiting my mate at Uni in Leeds, and ended up pulling a mate of his (7/10). I got chatting to her over facebook and text, and grew rather fond of her. Three weeks later, we were out again and I ended up going back with the same lass. We were getting down to it, clothes coming off.. and me, in my half-drunk / half 'I like this girl and don't want to cock it up' state said "We don't have to do anything if you don't want to?" - I guess to show I'm a gent. BIG MISTAKE. I got a hand out of it, and fingered her, but a month or so after I was friend zoned. Should've shagged her. LessonlearntLAD

My best LAD was called into work unexpectedly this morning and stopped to get some food on the way, as he leaves the shop he says a Traffic Warden (usuallyShitLAD) was taking his Reg. as he reaches his car ready for an argument the LAD turns and says ill let you off this time mate. UsuallyAShitLADSoDeservesCredit

I'm 19 and ended up getting with my 38 year old Canadian housemate last night. It was weird. todayshouldbeinterestingLAD

Just had that sudden realisation that i will probabaly never sleep with a girl as dirty as the girls in the videos i watch. WorstDayOfMyLifeLAD

After recently watching the new fast and furious I've grown rather fond of Gina Carano 8/10 despite the fact that she would absolutely dominate me in the bedroom. ShecanbattermeallshewantsbutIjustwannasuckonthemtittiesLAD

Accepting the fact that you are going to be skint on your ten day holiday with the LADs cause you cant miss a night out with the wolf pack. OnItEveryWeekendLADS

Realized today that i am fully in love with the wench of 7 months (length of relationship not ageLAD) I'm willing to submit this gay post to prove it. notarsedLAD

Went to Nandos with the LADs earlier and they decided to go watch The Hangover 3 afterwards, I didn't have the money for it so shotted some extra hot sauce for cinema ticket instead of just borrowing a fiver. Nearly made me sick. AnythingToSaveAFewQuidLAD

Me and all my LADs from back home are spread all over the country at different universities etc, so we all keep in touch via our Facebook thread. We've made it a rule that any time one of us shags a girl, we must upload a photo of said girl, complete with a biography and all the full and gruesome details of the night. We've had some epic tales, such as the LAD that shagged two housemates in the same night, the LAD who fingered a girl on her period without realising, and to top the lot, the LAD who banged a girl in the toilet of a club, then realising that they were in the same tutor group. thestorieskeeponcomingLAD

Finished my last ever uni exam on Monday. I was looking back over my uni career in nostalgia, and decided to give ratings to the 13 girls I'd shagged over the 3 years, to work out my batting average (boredLAD). Got the LADs to help out with ratings. I calculated my average to be 6.3, a surprisingly decent rating for me (shortLAD). IcanretirehappyLAD

I had quite possible the greatest day yesterday. I finished my final ever examination at uni, then while I was in the pub celebrating, I received a phone call telling me I had passed my assessment centre a few weeks ago for a graduate job in a law firm. I then managed to pull a 7/10 on my course later on that night and shagged her senseless. whatadayLAD

finish work at 1:30 go for a "quick" pint ..come home at 10pm inthedoghouseLAD

There are few things more enjoyable then being drunk with your dad. Dad lets out a massive burp and i retort with a drawn out cheek lifting fart. FatherAndSonRelationsLAD