I always make sure I have a 'cheeky' Thursday. Yesterday was no different - cheeky flirting with a 7/10 at work, cheeky leaving work early, cheeky 5 pints in the pub with the LADs, cheeky stumbling into the club, cheeky hitting on a 9/10 which led to a cheeky nosh down a back alley. CheekyLAD

"Morgan Freeman falls asleep during live television interview" IamGodLAD

I'm a straightLAD and I have devised a cunning way to get girls on nights out. You go to your local gay bar. Now, you're thinking "why the fuck" and the answer is simple; all reasonably hot females have a gay best friend. The gay friend goes to the gay bar, the hot girl gets dragged along,and tthere is no competition for her fanny....unless you're me and the LADs....each of us has pulled on the last 3 weekends there. Plus, if you look decent, gay blokes buy you booze all night, so its a free night of girls and booze. TacticalLAD

What is wrong with some of you LADS slating Helen Flanagan, saying he's hideous etc? She has an amazing body, her face is good, and she's probably a lot better than some of the rotters you all aim for to take home on a night out! HatesdoublestandardsLAD

Lee Nelson’s just added 24 more dates to his sold out 2013 tour http://leenelson.com/tour (featuring Premier League footballer Jason Bent and others) and now he needs some help from you LADS… To win a pair of tickets to the show of your choice simply tell Lee what the crowd should do to make the best the end of show photo on Facebook http://leenelson.com/tour or tweet us @MyTrueLAD @RealLeeNelson

I was mashing up an egg for a sandwich today and i farted at the same time, to everyone in the room it was an odourless fart. FuckingAwesomeFartLAD.

On the topic of shameful wank material, surely it's better than actually fucking a BBW asian gilf with a hairy guff in real life. JustSayingLAD.

I'm not gay LADs but fucking hell its so much better hanging out with your bestLAD/s instead of chasing around a stupid girl with a smelly vagina who cant decide if she even fancies you or not. BestLAD.

Just had a big fallout with my girlfriend 7/10 its not going to end well. Back at home got a bottle of coke and a packet of hobnobs with me and i'm going to have a wank to finish it off #sortedLAD

Listening to the great new Arctic Monkeys tune and remembered my ex-girlfriend first doing anal at T in the Park in 2006 when they were on stage MardyBumLAD

I would love to fly to the UK and have a trueLAD party with all the LADs. Although it would be a sausage fest, nothing is better than being with the actual trueLADs

I always post as an American to get shitLADed. loves to get a shitLAD while taking a shit honestlytakingashitLAD

We all know that feeling of being disgusted at what we've just watched after a wank. I'm different. I always know when I'm going to get this feeling long in advance. It's as soon as the word 'Kink' comes on screen.. whatthefuckamIabouttowatchLAD

Went to buy a bottle of coke today and lo and behold, the first one I picked up had my name on. Initially, I had a slight smirk and was quite amused until I remembered that's what was annoying me on Facebook and quickly put it back and bought one which said 'Rachel' instead dontsharemycokeLAD

If any LAD has never seen it , i would encourage you to watch a show called Beaver Falls. It is a show about 3 young Brit LADs who go to California to work on a holiday camp, it is just full of drinking , drugs , sex and 8/10s in little-to-no clothing also with probably the tidiest milf i've ever seen LADvice

Any other LADs every had it when the missus or any bird wants to shag for ages and do loads of kinky shit? I like to have a wiggle for a bit, cum on them, then go to bed lazyLAD

Wartime talks between Winston Churchill and Joseph Stalin were proving awkward until a drinking session lasting until 3am. ChurchilLAD

Didn't end the year long dry spell today, nope, she let me see her titties though.I then sat on her bed as she got changed for ballet and struggled to muster any words. First pair I've seen in person since I last had sex. YoungLAD EasilyPleasedLAD

I saw a funny picture on the internet which basically said "The school bully still takes my sandwich money, when I give it to him at Subway" and this actually happened just now , was on my way home from work suited and booted , popped in for a bite to eat and saw the guy who used to pick on everyone back in school working there takeyoursubandeatitLAD

Was at the casino the other night with a few mates, on the roulette table next to us was some grandLAD who was pissed as a fart. Zero came in and he won some money so he shouted 'IM HAVING VENISON FOR DINNER TONIGHT LADS WAHEYYY' before getting a formal warning. OverExcitedLAD