Back when I was a young LAD supporting United throughout the 90's I always just had it in my head that every Arsenal player was an absolute wanker, apart from Nigel Winterburn, I knew tha he was a sound guy. I was probably unfair to Tony Adams and Martin Keown but who gives a shit they look weird. SharpViewcamLAD.
We've all pinched a girls bum in a club just as a mate is walking past her. NeverStopsBeingFunnyLAD
No matter what year you were in at school, the year below were always pricks. PlaygroundLADS
When I'm bored of revision I can always count on true LAD to reconmend a good porn star thanksLADs
To the manager LAD, the reality is that a journeyman ex-professional who has gone through the motions throughout his whole career will be more likely to get selected for the roles you'll apply for than you, despite all the work you're putting in. realitiesoffootballLAD
Dear Football manager (shit LAD) Why not do both I also am in your shoes who at a young age got my coaching badges, referees badge, played at a good level shadowed managers, did volunteer hours, went and got a degree in coaching and performance and I am now coaching in the USA for a club and that is my only source of income (not earning millions but comfy). But all them hours combined do not add up to my football manager hours and experience which in all honest has given me great tactical awareness sostopyourbitchingshitLAD
There's a clip on Sky News of an old LADy in Oklahoma being interviewed whose house has been reduced to rubble. Just as she's talking about how she thinks her dog has died there's a rustling and the dog appears out of the rubble. Her reaction would warm any human heart. perfecttimingdogKAD
Made the best of the one day of Scottish summer tonight and had a barbecue on the roof. Several beers, chicken wings and rolls with steak, pulled pork, jalapeño cheddar, bacon and hot sauce later I am lying on the bed like a beached whale fatandhappyLAD
I'm a youngLAD who works at a relatively quiet restaurant. The bossLAD who owns the place is just over 40 but still acts like An 18-year old. Anyways one night we're working together and it's pretty quiet so he tells me that he's going to pop next door to where he lives. Long story short after half an hour of him Not returning I go to investigate where the bossLAD is. Turns out he decided to leave me to work whilst he plays a few heated games of FIFA 13! #loveshisfifaLAD
LADs, have a bit of a dilemma. Have been on a bit of a dry spell (4 months) with not much prospect of it ending due to work meaning I can't go out at weekends anymore. Anyway this girl (4/10) has been telling all my mates about how much she wants to shag me and has been sending me pretty full on messages. Normally I would just do it but my best mate really likes her even though it would never happen between them. So do I just take the shag and end my dry spell (good LAD) or leave it due to the fact my mate likes her (shitLAD). ConfusedLAD
Does anyone else experience the challenge of getting the right balance between iTunes volume and Pornhub volume? I'm trying to be a SoundMaskingDeviousLAD but Lisa Ann is a particularly loud wench with Peter North up her botty. JustMeLADs?
The Inbetweeners Movie was on TV the other day so sat down to watch it. I'd just reached the scene where Neil is fingering that old woman on the dance floor, when my mum and grandma walked into the TV room. Embarrassed doesn't even cover it. scarredLAD
For me, Charlie Sheen is considered a LAD for being related to Martin Sheen ApocalypseNowLAD
Nothing like having a shower, a trim, and getting into bed ready for a good wank. LittlepleasuresLAD
"Nightclub bosses install two-way mirror in women's toilets so groups of men can leer at clubbers using sinks from private booths" SneakypeakLAD
Tesco Self Service. For when the checkout girl is a solid 3/10. I'llalwaysqueueforasevenLAD
Just found this gem on the Telegraph's live coverage feed of the Xbox ONE. "Gaming fans may find it hard to believe it's been eight years since the launch of the Xbox 360. That's just shy of the length of the average marriage, at nine years" - FactsAndPrioritiesLAD
Went back to a birds the other day after a very drunken night out (7/10). First thing I did was crack open her laptop and put the Daft Punk get lucky 1 hour mix on. Love shagging to a beat! DiscostickLAD
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