HeavyandconfusedLAD do us a favour and shut the fuck up

A UniLAD here coming to the end of my 1st year. Looking forward to living in a house next year with 4 great LADs, though I'm gonna miss halls as well, especially the unisex showers! My favourite trick was pretending not to know that girls were inside showering and pulling back the curtain to reveal all. I'd pretend to be sorry though most of the time they'd end up inviting me in for a bit of shower sex. WoopsieLAD

The things I would do to Laura Robson are insane. That's all. LAD

Some men go to the gym. Some men go running. Some men do yoga. I hit a tree stump with a 15lb hammer for 30 minutes a day. I AM A FIT VIKINGLAD

Any of you LADs ever had an Asian-phase while you we're growing up? For some reason when I was 16 I could not get enough of that shit. InternationalLoveLAD.

No matter what partially feasible excuse a girl gives you for not being able to come out with you, take it as a rejection, don't ask her again when you think it may be more convenient for her, just move the fuck on LADs, there's nothing worse than waiting for a girl while she's actually getting dicked down by some other LAD. KeepItMovingLAD.

HeavyandconfusedLAD here, just to say I've started my diet today and training tonight. Had the ex ring me this weekend only to be ignored and I'm getting reminded by the local rugby team I am a topLAD. who needs a slosh when you got LADS like these? soontobeslimandsortedLAD

Once gave my missus a good seeing to, afterwards she pulled an ice-cold Dr.Pepper out the minifridge. HoldOnLoveIMayJizzAgainLAD

Any LAD ever been walked in on whilst having his missus? How about by their parents? How about whilst you're in her arse? Did you keep a poker face on and play the affectionate spoon in the morning? Well I did. Guess I'm a LAD.

Dilema LADs. I've been seeing this 5/10 for a couple of months, she's not that attractive but is really lovly and we get on great. However there's this 7/10 (but she's like a 10 to me!)who I think I have a shot with. I've wanted her for bloody years but she's always had a boyfriend and now she's single. I can't decide whether I'd be a dick if I left my gf for this other girl who's way out of my league. Good LAD do it Shit LAD don't. I-Know-What-I'm-Doing'Anyway-LAD

Can always rely on TrueLAD to calm my nerves before an exam. ThanksLADs

Waking the hungover missus (who doesn't really appreciate football) up with the excitement of the playoff carnage at Vicarage Road and rewinding it to force her to watch the events that just unfolded in front of my eyes. ThisIsWhyFootballIsTheBestSportLAD

Instantly hitting shitLAD on these obscene essay-style posts because most of the time they're shite. KeepitshortandsweetLADS

Was playing golf yesterday with a man in his 70s. I hadn't played with this man before and turns out he could be a bit angry over the game. He missed a two foot putt down the last and shouted in anger in front of the clubhouse and other members "FUCK THIS! IM GOING HOME TO WATCH TEEN PORN AND LET OFF SOME STEAM!" TeenLAD

Is it me, or are all students pricks, even though students were awesome when I was a student? GrowingOldLAD

Since the LADs had all gone to uni, we all felt it necessary to tour the country, going to eachothers city or choice for the birthday of the LAD at that time. It just so happened that this weekend we were off to Leeds Uni. After a hefty session in leeds, me and the LADs decided to call it a night and get a taxi home. On the way, birthdayLAD decided to stop the taxi and in a heavily drunken state wandered across the road to the cashpoint, to pay for the taxi home, topLAD. On his way back his knee seemed to buckle under him but he didn't complain, until we had to carry him up to bed, henchLADs. The day after we all decided to head back into leeds for a beer and burger, spoonsLADs, not even contemplating the state of birthdayLADs knee. We walked around, whilst birthdayLAD limped, and after a few beers in the afternoon, headed home to get ready for the night. We had the local delicacy for dinner, courtesy of alexpizza. Then headed out for a crazy night, but after a couple of hours in space, birthdayLAD had pulled a solid 5/10 that one of the other LADs had pied off. We ended up in a taxi, 7 of us, after the taxi driver had said only 6. We got back to birthdayLADs halls and the taxi driver was most abusive at the recognition that we had fucked the system. He hurtled water bottles at us as he drove off but no one was bothered, birthdayLAD had struck the ultimate prize, birthday sex. He limped up to his flat, with her holding his hand, the proceeded to get his end away and make her scream with pleasure whilst me and the LADs were in the room next door blasting such song as sexual healing and lets get it on, marvingayeLADs. Halfway through r kelly bump n grind, birthdayLAD rolled into the room with a semi turgid willy in his boxers and a knee brace on for added support, topLAD. The day after me and 3 of the LADs were driving home when we got a picture message of a turd in the kettle, creepyLAD in the backseat was flat out asleep but had left a huge crap in the communal kitchen kettle, goodLAD. 2 weeks later birthdayLAD still had a very painful knee, and after seeking medical diagnosis, had been admitted into hospital to have his anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) repaired because he had severely torn it on the first night in leeds ehilst also displacing a large piece of cartilage. TornACLLAD.

Capri-sun? What about Orangina?? BitsLAD

Just had a 15 minute phone call with the girlfriend... Managed a sneaky wank without her suspecting a thing! CheekyLAD

Started watching a film at 12:30am. Went on true LAD with 100% battery. Now 4:39am with 59% after reading 42 pages. Anyone know if Orange County is a decent film or not. NoAttentionSpanLAD

Went out on Saturday with all the LADs usual procedure, however we all ended up getting really drunk and don't remember any of the night. However woke up this morning to my facebook saying in a relationship and a text off the girl saying so happy were together. thatescalatedquicklyLAD