What do you LADs prefer on a girl - Good LAD - Bum Shit LAD - Tits. CuriousLAD

Sucking your girlfriends boob in a field. LoveshisgirlfriendsboobsLAD

Having a casual kickabout and tried my first ever overhead kick - caught it absolutely perfectly and it absolutely screamed in off the underside of the bar... But I landed and broke my collarbone worthitLAD

I always know when I've had too many to drink when I go for a piss and am surprised to not have a foreskin. WhenthefuckdidthathappenLAD

My girlfriend went to Ibiza on a girls holiday this week, we had an argument just before she left. WorriedLAD

Me and my best mates all have a designated Ninja Turtle each. I'm doing a PhD (AcademicLAD)so naturally I'm Donatello. One LAD is ginger, so he's Raphael. Another is a laid back South African, so he's Michelangelo and the ridiculously good looking guy is Leonardo. And no we're not 15 or something. We're all 23. heroesinahalfshellLAD

One of the most wonderful things about being an adult is that, if you want, you can have a tube of Pringles for breakfast. OnceYouPopYouCan'tStopLAD

Dilemma LAD, Bubbly always means fat so who would choose fat blonde over decent brunette??? sortyourwordingLAD

Going to Ibiza over the summer and I've been reading the hotel reviews for the place we are staying in. Few reviews from families saying things like 'rowdy youths running around all night' 'girls screaming and partying' 'music blaring constantly' 'could hear sex through the walls' What did you think it was gonna be like?! They are the reasons I am going! GetmeoutthereLAD

Bubbly blonde (GoodLAD) or Sultry brunette (ShitLAD)? DilemmaLAD

Finally passed my driving test today on my fifth attempt nevergiveupLAD. EventriedtodotheRobbieKeanecelebrationwhenigotinbutfailedandgotcarpetburnLAD

At the ripe old age of 22 I'm starting to think i might not make it as a professional sportsman. Not technically hit my prime yet though. IcanstilldreamLAD

Made a list of all good pornstars I could think of off the top p my head, I ended up with 67... ProbablyWanksTooMuchLAD.

Usain Bolt didn't walk into the stadium at the Diamond League athletics today, he entered driving an electric racing car. And it crashed. DoeswhathewantsLAD

I've never had sex. However, a 6/10 girl did sit on my lap for over 10 minutes at a house party once. Only15LAD

Happened to stumble upon the wikipedia page for the 2012 Olympics (yes, I was fucking bored out of my mind) and looking at the 'Logo' section of the page. Couldn't help but piss myself laughing when I saw the bit that says "It was suggested that the logo resembles the cartoon character Lisa Simpson performing fellatio" whoeverdesigneditmusthavebeenaLAD

I know im a bit late for pick up line week LADs but ill share one regardless. "Hey so did you get those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place. MarketingLAD

I had sex once. LAD

Was having a browse through one of those "My friends mom" sites earlier. Just as a started thinking about whether i'd sleep with my bestLAD's mum my phone starts ringing and it's him asking what i'm doing, ofcourseiwouldn'tfuckyourmumLAD

To the LAD who wished he could write his dissertation on football. I did business at uni and after much negotiating managed to bosh out 10,000 words on how Chelsea could become the dominant force in world football through marketing. Always a way to incorporate the beautiful game LAD.