So Tony Pulis has left Stoke. The end of an era capLAD
Watched braniac for the first time in about 8 years last night and realised that at least four of the 'braniac babes' who used to blow shit up are pornstars. BraniacLADs
All LADs have that "Go To" porn video if they can't find a decent one to watch after hours of searching. CodiBreaLAD
No matter how old you are. Its always acceptable to lick the lid of a yoghurt pot.MullerLAD
For lunch just got a 6/10 manager at work to make me a sandwich while another manager 7/10ish (8 on a night out) made me a coffee, while I sat out in the sun. WelltrainedLAD
Just been discharged from hospital after walking my sister and her best mate to their car after a house party when 4 of the local shitLADs try to mug us, managed to punch the on blocking the way and take the beating from all 4 as my sister and her mate ran to the car and drove off. Ended up with a broken nose, 2 black eyes, and a broken collarbone plus they nicked my phone and £50. But I would do it all again to protect my sister. ProtectiveLAD.
Went to the pub with a 17 year old friend last night to have a meal. The bouncer came over an hour later to check I.D. On seeing he was only 17 and with a pint in front of him he tried to kick us out. I cleverly replied that it was legal to have a pint with a meal over the age of 16. He then pointed to the 8 empty glasses on the table and banned us from the pub. 10pintswithamealLAD
just broke up with the girlfriend i have been with for nearly five years, it was my choice but i still feel like a cunt oh well just me and my hand for the next few weeks singleLAD
The fact that PissedOffFMLAD is concerned he may lose out on coaching role to somebody who only has experience of managing in a virtual world suggests he must be one hell of a shit manager himself. Stick to the under 8's. SavilleLAD
Period Pains!?!? Premenstrual Tension!?!? Child Birth!?!? My boyfriend doesn't care!?!?......PISS OFF.....Nothing compares to the pain and anguish waiting to see if your LAD story gets published!!! fingerscrosseditsahorriblefeelingLAD
Me and the Mrs recently got a puppy and were debating names for him whilst playing in the garden. She wanted to call him something ridiculous that sounded like a Beckham child name. I chipped a ball against the wall and the puppy ran in and produced a stonking header. That made me want to call him Les but I had to settle of Ferdy in the end. sirlesLAD
Drivers licences are pink because they know how much gash you can get once you get your hands on one. DVLALADs.
My final exam is tomorrow and i woke up at 8am so i can study all day. I have just finished off my second wank of the day StudyLAD
one of the office women asked me to have a go fixing a troubleshoot problem on her laptop.
had a sneaky look at the photos to see pictures of her posing naked, added to the wank bank
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After Ryan Giggs (who has played way more games than everyone else) the most subbed footballer in the history of the Premiership is... emileivanhoeLAD
Rather than sitting on your arse playing Fifa and eating crisps, why don't you actually leave mummy's house and join in with the real world for a change? SundayLeagueLAD
To IncognitoTeacherLAD, if Carlsberg did teachers . . . Thanks for the week's extension. Another Sunday all-dayer to celebrate! DontForgetToDeleteYourHistoryLAD
Pissed off football manager LAD. All you've highlighted here is that you probably touch kids aged 8 and under. Did your Mum sew your initials into your training top? Do you have a tactics app on your iPhone? Are you an advocate of the Christmas tree formation? Did you get bullied at school? Have you ever seen a pair of boobies? Football Manager is epic. StopyourwhingingLAD
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