finish work at 1:30 go for a "quick" pint ..come home at 10pm inthedoghouseLAD
There are few things more enjoyable then being drunk with your dad. Dad lets out a massive burp and i retort with a drawn out cheek lifting fart. FatherAndSonRelationsLAD
Whenever I'm having a facebook wank, I never wank over a really fit, 9/10 girl, but end up wanking over average looking girls who i know would be filthy shags. unorthodoxLAD
A Psy impersonator (GangnamLAD) gatecrashed the Cannes film festival pretending to be the real Psy. He had 3 pretend bodyguards with him at all times, complete with earpieces and got invited to exclusive parties and accepted gifts and even made an appearance on French TV. GangnamStyleLAD.
Went for this 9/10 (outofmyleagueLAD) but got friend-zoned. However she said she'd give me a blowie to say sorry. Turns out she liked the taste of my dick so much that we're now going out! BlowieLAD
In TrueLAD style I attempted to chat up a group of American girls from Texas on a Hen Night last night. And in TrueLAD style I ruined it by busting out the infamous Kevin Nolan celebration. TwatLAD
spare a thought for all the barmanLADs who are pulling pints left right and centre for all the LADs instead of being out on the piss themselves. wethankyoubarLADs
Grading one's own girlfriend is like mentioning the lenght of your penis: the number is always a bit higher than reality. sayingitasitisLAD
The girlfriend is one for making mountains out of molehills, its at the point where being in the doghouse is now fairly cosy. SecondHomeLAD
Couldn't all the worlds natural disaster funding be solved easily? Simply host a charity poker game featuring Bill Gates ,Carlos Slim ,Roman Abramovich, Mohamed Al-Fayed, Richard Branson, Mark Zuckerberg and Warren Buffet. Billiondollarbuy-inLAD
To the height challenged LAD , i'm also around 5'6-5'7 but it never stops me on a night out and no bird will mind as long as you have the banter, I shagged a 6'0 bird not long ago , you just don't care when you are laying down. Hell, I even saw a 5'1 LAD the other night pull a tidy 8/10 and left with her sizedoesntmatterLAD
To Porto, who just bumped up Rodriguez's price to make up for Moutinho's 50% sell-on clause when selling them both to Monaco. WheelerDealerLADs
Really desperate to see either Helen Flanagan or Michelle Keegan doing porn. A lesbian one of them together would be even better, probably end up ripping my dick clean off my body. LovesyoungenglishbirdsLAD
LADs august this year a film called we're the millers is going to be released, Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper and spends most of the film half naked. EveryonelovesjenLAD
Reading all these stories it never fails to amuse me how many different words there are for boobs. Boobies, tits, melons. And my all time personal favourite - Norks. ItsTheSmallThingsLAD
That moment when you let rip a fart so impressive you can tell what food caused it. SmellslikebeefLAD
I always wonder if the LADs on here who ask for advice actually take it in the end I'dliketothinksoLAD
To the SHITLAD who made his cricket team mate cry - that's not banter that's bullying and I really hope he knocks you out with your own crickey bat! CantStandBullysLAD
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