Sex is for LADs that can't afford FIFA. RichLAD

Was soo drunk in a hotel the other week i walked past a mirror and asked my reflection were the toilet was! Thought i was someone else LAD!

On the train and a solid (9/10) is sitting in front of me in a short skirt. The LAD nxt to me looks at me and nods in aprovel of the (9/10). About 10mins later I notice the LAD nxt to me has his iphone out trying to take a sly up skirt picture of the bird it took him 20mins but he got 1!! PervyLAD

Broke my thumb in 3 places last night - first thought wasn't how am i gonna wash, cook, look after myself etc, but that ive broken it on my wanking hand. FuckedLAD

After a mental night out with the LADs, I got this text from a mate "I can't remember anything but my mum just told me she came downstairs at 4 and found me on the kitchen table, naked, playing Rome Total War and throwing corn flakes at the telly." partyneverstopsLAD

To the "LAD" who posted a couple of pages back about forgetting his rubbers, As soon as i saw your use of ":)", you got a shitLAD. Keepingemotionsto8yearoldgirlsLAD

I work in a shopping center doing cctv and securtiy when a reallyshit LAD tryed to steal a little old LADys hand bag i spotted this on camara and got security ready for some fun with this shitLAD turns out this shit LAD could run and got away no prob me bein a good LAD got this shit LAD watched by town center camaras got in my car found the shitLAD ended up Chasing him for 15min (iwasfuckedLAD)got a grip of him just b4 police arrived and give this shitLAD a rite good kickin feelfuckinggreatLAD

You cant call yourself a LAD unless youve shit in the wilderness. DroppedoneinthewoodsLAD

Today a girl offered me sex for my copy of fifa 11 for her little brothers birthday. I secretly slipped fifa 10 into the case. conLAD

It was my GF time of the month (7/10) she decided to give me a blowjob happydays. After i started playing with her tits and managed to make her orgasm just by playing with them. LovesboobiesLAD

As I haven't claimed an update in 4 years, vodafone offered me a new contract with the iPhone 4 for 75 euro. I immediately rejected. WorthALotOfMoneyButNotWorthSacrificingSnakeOnMyTrustyNokia3310LAD

On the way to the Ryder Cup at 4 in the morning listening to battle songs!! PumpedupeuropeanLAD

Uni halls decided to have a fire bell test at half past 5 this morning! Nutters. Being drunk and busy with a girl (pretty good 8/10)i looked for smoke, and decided id just take the battery out from the alarm and carry on. SexbeforefireLAD

Had a house party a couple of weeks ago, various activities going on, ring of fire, fifa poker etc... Woke up the next morning, tidied up and all that malark, went into the back yard to put the empty bottles and cans in the recycling box and heard banging coming from my shed, walked over slid open the bolt and out bursts some random LAD I didn't even know, said he got locked in last night by some of my mates for being sick during ring of fire...LADS.

Bloke wants me to teach his son to swim because i was the only teacher at the pool I work at who could remind him who the 4th member of the teenage mutant ninja turtles was. RafaelLAD

To the LAD that went to anti-sexism march with a banner that said "Iron My Shirt Bitch". You sir, are a LAD

Female friend's facebook comment (due to her brother being on nightshifts) "I just got made to stand full of boys to ask for FIFA 11". It's 1am. GettingyoursistertoknowprioritiesLAD

Just watched last weeks An Idiot Abroad (highly recommend, Thursdays, 9pm, Sky1) and Karl Pilkington (Hard to please LAD) is visiting the 7 wonders of the world, this time he was visiting the Great Wall of China, unimpressed, he comes out with the absolute gem that is - ''Yeah, it goes on for miles over the hills, but so does the M6, and that does a job, you can drive on that.'' AbsoluteLegendLAD

A few years ago, my mate had his girlfriends name tattooed onto his arm (shitLAD) to impress his girl and to prove to her that he 'loved her' (underthethumbLAD). After realising that she had in fact been cheating on him, he has just had 'who the fuck is' in front of it. WhothefuckiskatetottooLAD

Economics teacher was telling us about his '3rd' wife, when i asked how many wives hes had. To which he replied, 'mime or other peoples?'. Teaching next generation of LADs.