Getting dragged holiday shopping with the girlfriend today, say a prayer for me. We'vegot aLADdown

To the knob slating beckham about he went to America for the money.. If someone offered you 250 million dollars to play football, Im pretty sure you would say yes aswell. BellendLAD

Oh Jimmy Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Anderson! 300 test wickets and counting. TakeabowLAD.

Sat in a dead silent exam hall, and then I felt a fart brewing. Tried to let it out quietly... it wasn't. In the middle of an exam I let out a ripping fart. For about 5 mins of the exam I was in tears of laughter... FartsarefunnynomatterwhereLAD

Every time I go to write 'messy night' my phone changes 'messy' to 'merry'. HadamerrynightlastnightLAD

"President Obama makes U.S. Marine break military rules by holding an umbrella while in uniform... and the serviceman does not look happy about it". DoeswhathewantsObamaLAD

The LAD who just slated Beckham. Shut the fuck up. NotarealEnglandfanLAD

Thanks to the photo of Faye Reagan that someone posted, I had one of my best wanks in a while thanks to her. CheersanonymousLAD

That moment one hour before an exam when you realise that you haven't done enough work and there is no time to do so, so you check trueLAD instead to calm you down. We'veAllBeenThereLAD

Might stir up a bit of controversy here, but I really can't see the English love affair with Beckham? Mediocre player in my opinion, all he could do was cross a ball and strike a free kick. Other British midfielders like Scholes, Keane, Gascoigne, Giggs and even young players like Wilshere and Chamberlain have 10 times the ability he had. Then lets not forget he fucked off to a nothing league in America when he was arguably still at his "peak" just for the $$$ and because his silly pouting wife wanted to live in dreamland. Nice bloke, but don't get why he is deemed a national treasure. Scholes is a far better role model than Beckham. OpinionLAD

My friends all talk big banter but never have the minerals to go ahead with their plots/banter/chat. I always back my chat even if it gets me in trouble. Am I a LAD or just stubborn?

I had sober sex for the first time in 3 years last night! Didn't last too long but just had to tell someone! cantstopsmilingLAD

Shout out to ItsalldownherefromhereLAD... euphemising a threesome with your own Mum and sister is not cool. JackanoryLAD

Phil Neville isn't retiring, he's just leaving Everton and thinks he can play for another club for 2 to 3 years. EvertonLAD

Took my Statistics unit 1 exam an hour ago, in one of the questions there was a group of females who took a statistics exam. Their average score was 30 and their highest 90% mark was 52. The question gives you a data set for the males, in which the average turned out as one mark less than the highest 90% of female scores. Must'vebeenaLAD

After sex last night, missus remarked that my performance the first time was a false representation of what was to come. Told her to call trading standards FirstimpressionsLAD

Just a reminder to all the LADs, Michael Owen is also retiring this summer; will never forget that hat-trick owenLAD

One of Emile Heskey's middle names is Ivanhoe. Youcouldn'tmakethisshitupLADs

To the shitLAD who 'says' he was in a small company porno and said 'come to turns' are you a fucking idiot?? It's 'come to terms'!! If you are going to make shit up, at least use the right words! SomeretardedshitLADliarsonhere. PissedoffLAD.

Home Alone was released closer to the moon landing than to today. GettingoldLAD