Bought the first bottle of coke I saw in the shop rather than spending ten minutes looking for one with my name on to take a picture of to put on Facebook because I'm not a complete and utter cunt. OnlyabitofacuntLAD.
Any other LADs see the picture off the prick with the bleeding nose and autimatically type Mikey Elder in on facebook only to find that he looks like an even bigger prick than he does in the picture he put up on here? IntriguedLAD
To the LAD who said he is working at his old school and chatting up the kids mum's and thinks it's on with one off them ! Start looking for another job kid, haveathinkLAD
Thoughts and prayers for the friends and family of the individual who was attacked and murdered today in Woolwich. Such an incredibly gruesome tragedy. RIPLAD
I've had my dad on facebook for about 6 years, not once have I ever seen him put even a slightly serious status pisstakingdadLAD
Sunday just gone i was at my cup final (footballLAD) and we were 3-2 down when our striker of 28 goals this season wins a penalty and steps up to take it only to hit the bar, we went on to lose 5-3 and he was in tears and only blamed himself. footballanddedicatedLAD
Just popped into town to pick up a few things- highlight of the trip has to be seeing a littleLAD (about 7 or 8) run into Ann Summers, quickly followed by a highly embarrassed looking mum, whilst his dad just stood there laughing littleLAD
"Zach Galifianakis saves 87-year-old woman from homelessness and then asks her to be his date for The Hangover: Part III premiere".BagoffantaLAD
Currently working at my old school in my gap year this year before starting uni in September. I've been asked to umpire cricket games for the 9 and 10 year olds. Normally you'd think: what a fucking waste of my time. But it's turned out well. These kids all bring their mums along to watch, a lot of MILFs amongst them and they're all keen to chat and flirt during the intervals. Been chatting up one divorced mum, I reckon it's on. wishmeluckLAD
Quoting Danny Cipriani in the news today "I’ve been fucking spoilt, arrogant and egotistical. It’s just me. Don't blame Kelly or anyone around me. I know it is time to grow up"......... I could have told you that ages ago sunshine! notafanofdannyLAD
Some girl (6/10) at college was stuck trying and failing to do the Rubix cube, anyway I walk up and offer to solve it for her, after solving it I ask her anything else and long story straight I am now going round hers to 'Show her how to complete it' tonight
NerdyButSuccessfulLAD
Was at work last night (TescoLAD) stacking the drinks aisle when a LAD and his mrs (7/10) were shopping. The LAD was looking for a coke with his name on and searched through what must have been about 40 bottles without success. His mrs pipes up saying she wants to go home cos they've been to 5 supermarkets already, the LAD just looks at her and says 'no fucking chance, we've havent tried morrisons yet' DeterminedinchargeLAD
Not had sex with the wench for 4 weeks this sunday (notthatimcountingLAD)and i'm at the point when i'm ready to rocket one out like Roberto Carlos's free kick versus France. feelmypainLAD
True VLAD LAD who walked across Russia over most of a year here again! I pulled big in VLADivostok and have just pulled again in Tokyo on a trip back home! I've always been really useless with girls but the mighty beard (Blessed-like) I grew in the Siberian wastes has transformed me into some kind of international player!? I'm confused AND aroused! MyBeardIsMyWingManLAD!
Any other LADs get really random erections at the end of exams for no real reason? bonerLAD
Back when I was a young LAD supporting United throughout the 90's I always just had it in my head that every Arsenal player was an absolute wanker, apart from Nigel Winterburn, I knew tha he was a sound guy. I was probably unfair to Tony Adams and Martin Keown but who gives a shit they look weird. SharpViewcamLAD.
We've all pinched a girls bum in a club just as a mate is walking past her. NeverStopsBeingFunnyLAD
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