hit my first 180 today in the pub with my dad. don't think he's ever been so proud. dadLAD
my first history class at uni in america we're introducing ourselves i tell the class i'm english. some shitLAD shouts "we kicked your ass in world war 2" my response was "your not going to do well are you mate" 1-0 me. puttingyanksintheirplaceLAD
rocked up to my mates place (mateLAD) to find him passes out on his lounge floor. I woke him up and noticed there was a bottle of water and a beer next to him. He said he tried to drink some water before he passed out. The bottle hadnt been open and the beer was almost finished. WhoneedsH2oLAD
To everyone on year abroads - use your Uni VPN (google it) and you can watch 4od. TechnologytowatchtheinbetweenersLAD
George Best (legendLAD) was once interviewed during the peak of his career and was asked the question "When you eventually stop playing football if you were to manage a club what club would it be?" To which George Best gave the answer "Stringfellows". UltimatetrueLAD
brought home a crackin' 8/10 (punchingabovemyweightLAD). she went down to suck me off but i noticed she hesitated (concernedLAD). i looked down and was dismayed to see that my cock had loads of fluffy, blue cotton on it from my new boxers (birthdayLAD). she made me go for a shower but my housemate (uncleanLAD) had just gone in (fuckLAD). i said we'd have to wait a bit (hopefulbutrealistcanddoubtfulLAD) but she said she'd probably just leave (guttedandstillhardLAD). my mind racing i just blurted out "TITWANK" (lastresortLAD). it worked. happyeverafterLAD
if a girl likes a photo of me a couple of pages into my facebook account she has taken the time to scroll through and obviously wants to shag me. fingerscrossedLAD.
My mate whilst drunk decided to take a picture of his own manhood on his mobile phone and when the toilet and left it on the table in the pub, cue a TRUELAD picks up the phone and texts the picture to every contact including his mum and boss BANTERLAD
Went out on Friday night with my girlfriend in the centre of Birmingham. We planned to just have a bite to eat, a couple of drinks and then get home at a decent hour as I had to play rugby the next day and she had an exam in a couple of weeks to study for. A glass of wine with dinner led to a bottle wine with dinner, which led to a few beers at a bar, which led to me necking and force feeding double cheap vodkas to her in our favourite dirty indy club, conciously trying to increase the chance of a spot of anal at the end of the night...... I woke up on my girlfriend's sofa at 11am still fully clothed and with the addition of a blazer. I looked around to see my girlfriend on a blow up mattress below me. The intiial bleary-eyed confusion transpired into the grim realisation that on a night out with my girlfriend, going drink for drink, she had returned home drunk but fine where as I had first passed out then vomitted. All over her bed. Shit LAD.
After spending three of the last four nights out drinking (LAD) my immune system finally gave up and I spent the whole of today battling with Man Flu. Even so, I struggled on trying to get some work done in the Uni library in spite of my crippling condition, but finally decided for the sake of my peers that I should go. After all, I wouldn't wish my Man Flu on the LADs and we all know that if a woman contracted it she wouldn't be able to fight it off. SpentthedayinbedbecauseI'macaringLAD
Just bought an adult sized Telletubbies suit for halloween. Finallylivingoutmy childhooddreamLAD
Wifes in a mood with me becos i told her i love her almost as much as tottenham on our anniversary, sleepingonthesofaLAD
To the LAD who loves percy pigs (kudos, hell of a sweet) but i see your percy pigs and raise you colin caterpillars. Cola caterpillar LAD.
Just seen an Ad for baconnaise in the bottom corner of TrueLAD. Standard. LADvertisement
Was on the train back from London with the LADS, when my mate (bestLAD) gets up, points at a random across the carriage, and shouts "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A D-D-D-DUEL!" CardgamesLAD.
Ian Poulter turns up to the ryder cup on monday, no other player there, hitting balls....proper ryder cup LAD
Was sat on the train earlier eating some sweets and sat next to a definate 8/10. I had been reading some of the LAD comments on here so felt confident and gave her a cheeky tap on the shoulder and said "want a maoam" ConfidentLAD.
Why when your wife gets pregnant, everyone rubs her belly & says "congrats!" But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"? equal rights4menandwomenLAD
Went to my mates house earlier, were meeting to go for a bike ride. I go in the back door as i always do, and find him in his dressing gown, in front of his laptop, cock in hand, mouth wide open, making strange noises, looks at me and goes "fcuk! It's not 10.30 already"! LAD.
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