Only knows the location of National cities through the knowledge of fifa... FIFALAD!
At surbiton station after school today and this blind feller has his stick out in front of him as he walks towards this 7or8/10 and accidently gets it through her legs and bumps his hand against her bum. Doesn'tevenknowit LAD.
Threw a jaffa cake ten feet in the air before catching it in my mouth. Standard. ShouldhavejoinedthecircusLAD
I support the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team because their team name on the scoreboard is LAD.
Homer Simpson: "Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems." LAD
Just agreed to move in with the GF... I managed to talk the landlord down from 700 a month to 650. the sole reason for this? Gotta have my Sky TV!
Recently met up with an old school friend who I hadn't seen in about 10 years. He used to get bullied because he was fat. Since I last saw him, he became really skinny, then started weight lifting. He now travels around the world competing in strong man competitions. Last laugh LAD.
Just helped his mom out by licking clean all of the beaters/bowls/spoons she used to do her baking. NeverTooOldLAD
i failed this year at Uni(shitLAD) and had to retake loads of coursework. The day I handed it in my Dad said if you fail this time I'm going to cut your balls off. knowswhati'vebeendoingDadLAD
To the policeman who ripped up my speeding ticket which he had just written because he found out we both supported Spurs! LongArmOfTheLAD
I'm a LAD whos 17, I've only had sex with one girl, she was not a MILF or a girlfriends hot 9/10 sister, she was a 6/10 I was dating at the time. Does not lie about his conquestsLAD
Mum and Sister have gone to visit family who live about 6/7hours away til Wednesday. My dad just came home from work with 48 cans of Fosters and 24 cans of Strongbow. I walk in amd see it to the reply of 'If we need more I'l nip down to Tesco, am I right in thinking the new Fifa demo is out?' Dad still has it LAD.
Just wanted to give a shout to the LAD who looked after my girlfriend last night when she fell onto train tracks across the country from me. He made sure she got safely to hospital, got her family there to support her, and gave me updates through the night on how she was doing, despite never having met me. I'm looking forward to getting him a round. DON LAD in my eyes.
Me and my uni housemates started a season on football manager. One of them beats Inter Milan with a 91st minute penalty in the UCL final. Heads straight for the nearest shop. Buys the first thing with a cork in and heads back and celebrates. KnowshowtoappreciateluckLAD.
Henry VIII created a whole new religion just to divorce his wife. Church of EngLAD
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