Girlfriend (7/10) broke up with me for next to fuck all, then her mum (6/10) calls me and asks if I am upset. Anyway she says she wants to pick me up after work for some reason. If I'm correct this means she wants my dick so I'm going to try my best to shag her. Stacey'sMumLAD
This morning I thought no, fuck it. I am not going to the inlawa for dinner. I'm having a pint with my mates, i'm sick of not being allowed to do anything and i'm taking back some of the control. So I text the Mrs 'I'm not being funny but I'm not going to be able to go for tea tonight i'm having a pint with the LADs, i've not done it for months and I really need to do a bit more.' Not going to lie I literally got fuzzy bum waiting for a reply. And still nothing by lunch so i'm thinking this isn't good. Then I get a text saying 'Fine. I'm not being funny but i'm not going to be able to have sex for ages. I think my vagina needs some time alone.' I'm not the brightest LAD but I think she's not that happy. So currently sat in the pub BraveLAD and the LADs have just ordered me a flashlight as they think i'm going to need it. So now I can have sex whenever I like I thought then I realised this was not the end. So I have just text her back 'I'm not being funny but I've just realised that my credit card needs a rest so best pay for your own nails and hair for awhile.' That one got what is known as a ricochet response. And I got 'Not being funny but your a dickhead' back within a second. So I sent 'You're right, you're not funny,' She sends back 'Not being funny enjoy the sofa later'. I will it's like camping, it's closer to the fridge and the girls on babestation are much nicer to me on the phone than her. WinningLAD
Long story short whilst I was away my missus of a year (7.5/10 battingLAD) started banging one of my mates at work (shitLAD) and so after a few consolation drinks with the LADs I ended up wankered back at her house and bricked her car! I now can't decide whether I'm a goodLAD or shitLAD..?