After years of one night stands and fuck buddies I finally manned up and asked a girl (7/10) on a date. She laughed in my face and said no, and continued to laugh as she walked away. fuckthissingleitisLAD
Played my first game in a year after a double break in my leg. Instead of being annoyed at me commiting my Saturday's for the rest of the year and risking further injury - Mrs says make sure you leave early enough to do a proper warm up...I'm a midfielder but she's a keeper luckyasleicesterLAD
With the Spectacularly small amount of pussy I get I'd be grateful even if it looked like a pop up book of Hiroshima according to blind people with Parkinson's.