Was hooking in with this girl and was about to finger her. I proceeded to burp into her mouth (pissedLAD), the burp made her cough and she thrust her hips forward. Accidental-hymen-break LAD.
My mate did an all nighter and felt like having a wank in the morning, fell asleep and woke up with his nob in his hand. Wanked himself into a coma LAD.
At Sainsbury's you could get Black Ops for Â£25 if you spent Â£30 in shop. Asked my Dad if he could get it and he oblidged and returned home with the game, along with 6 crates of Stella to make up the Â£30. LAD
Had a new neighbour moved in flat opposite, property agent reckons she,s single, blonde, 22 n parents live overseas! IntriguedLAD
I'm going to go on a protest because I have to pay tax that goes to students who then spend it on getting pissed all the time, Wait...No i'm not because I'm not a moaning ShitLAD
One student when asked about the violence and vandalism at the Millbank protest replied "its just a bit of criminal banter" PlayingItDownLAD
On the bus back from Uni today, heard two girls sat behind me talking. One mentioned that she'd been to the house of a guy she liked a couple of nights ago, but was disappointed to find that "his mate was there and they just sat playing Call of Duty for about four hours, while I did nothing." Her friend asked what happened after CoD, to which she replied "Well his mate left and we got into bed together, but then he just put Match of the Day on and made me watch it." LAD.
So, my dad had an afternoon interview with Oxford Uni in the afternoon, and at lunchtime went out with some friends who'd had their interviews in the morning and got smashed, and subsequently turned up to his interview drunk and stinking of beer. Wasn't too surprised when they turned him down. dadLAD
Having sex with the my girlfriend and she has to stop for a drink break.. toomuchtohandleLAD
Replying to my bird's thoughtful 'i love u xxx' message with a picture of my cock, accompanied with annotation 'enough for a blowjob? TrueromanticnevermissanopportunityLAD
best protest banner: http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3672/14980646303402735651566.jpg studentLAD
Seeing Pixie lot on tv and saying how much you would love to have a go, then realising your mum is in the room. LAD
My dad used to put guinness in my bottle when i was a baby because it's "healthy" for a baby in his eyes. Starting me early dadLAD
tonight at football i successfully scored from my own half to tick off another one of my boyhood dreams to go with 'lose virginity' and 'complete goldeneye'. All i need now is a power rangers application form and i'm done. LAD
On my way home this afternoon, pouring with rain, walking along the road. 50m ahead of me this LAD is walking, approaching a massive puddle. Up ahead I watch as a bus driver clocks this LAD, and slams his foot to the floor. Seeing what the bus driver is doing, the walking LAD breaks into a sprint, trying to reach the puddle before the bus driver. He fails, and the bus driver nails it through the puddle, soaking the walking LAD. They both roar with laughter, and the walking LAD salutes the bus driver in his mirror afterwards. He then proceeded to get on the train drenched, still smiling. MakingthemostofashitdaywithpuddlebanterLADS
Playing football in lunch hour (footballLAD) in the office, didnt have usual mini football so we used a cricket ball better than nothing. 1-1 all till 2 mins from the end I put in a chip cross, mate shows full commitment and heads the cricket ball in for a 2-1 win and free beers for tonight. (dedicatedLAD)
Was at a bird's house when she got an email from her landlord. Turned out it was stag pics and he sent it to the wrong person. He emailed back saying he'd buy a bottle of wine for everyone who saw. I grabbed the laptop and emailed back saying they were having a party and about 40 people saw the pics. FreeboozeLAD.
At the student demo in the middle of all the serious protesters when a guy shouts 'We don't want any cuts, but we do want lots of sluts!' HeadinthegameLAD.
Building a beer can pyramid, mum brought me in 2 packs of stella to finish!! GotagoodthinggoingLAD
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