Was at my girlfriend's new uni house helping her set up the broadband (HandyAndyLAD). Her laptop picks up the LADs next doors wireless connection under the name Gash. WirelessLADs
Last night after an evening in London with our female swedish exchange students (ImprovingInternationalRelationsLADS). A mate and I got the midnight train back. We stop at some station and this old man gets on. He looks respectable but is clearly off his face. For the next 20 minutes he tells us about his night on the town, his impending meeting with some leggy blonde at the Red Lion and his romance with a 25 year old when he was 48. He topped the journey off by announcing to the carriage at large that despite his age he was in no need of viagra. DrunkOldRandyLAD!
Was shaggin this 7/10 a few months ago behind her fellas back (badLAD) anyway, go over to hers on her day off and bang away the hourslose track of time, see its half 5 her fellas due home any minute, pull up pants, get dressed and run the 4 miles home the long way t avoid gettin caught putshislegstogooduseLAD
Decided to spice up a casual game of GTA 4. Asked the missus for a cheeky nosh, and succeeded. neverafraidtoaskLAD
Was out last night at charity fundraiser and it was hosted by a french chick off the telly a defo 8/10. I was eying her all night and by 1am got talking to her. Asked if ive ever been to france? Yes disneyland paris wi the LADS 2009! She loves the banter and after about 10 minutes ive got her skirt up and tights down in the tiolets givin her my best! She was taller than me so we switch and shes riding me stupid! As i shoot my load i farted and even she laughed! Looks up and fellow LAD has the whole thing on camara phone! Been ribbed for my facials and final spunk horn from the LADS but all agree she was a cracker! AnythingforcharityLAD
Eddie Jordan on the F1 forum talking to the crowd and going straight to the only girl and then going on to ask her where she's been going out because he hasn't seen her. FormuLAD 1
Fairly standard night out always ends up in the same Take-away. Except this time it was a little bit different. As I went to walk out of the door, to my amazement, Glen Johnson walked in.
I nodded my head in acknowledgement, and he nodded back. I then said "glen, the defending for bent's second goal today was shocking." Took a bite out of my burger, and walked off.
neverafraidoftellingthetruthLAD
Out for a mates birthday last night with just a ten pound note in my pocket (end of the month LAD) ended up playing poker with the LADs and winning thats the last thing i remember but im informed i perfomed the perfect splits in a busy bar and when i got home at 330am i phoned the missus to let me in, when she came down and opend the door she found me doing a jig in the road she says she had to come out in her underwear and drag me in! BesttennerieverspentLAD
Heikki Kovaleinen driving 2miles with his car on fire, getting out and putting it out himself. ExtinguiLAD
Just started university freshersLAD and was on my way out with the new housemates when we see a guy lay on the path outside is house. Slightly concerned for our fellow student we all start asking if he is alright. Almost immediatly he rolls over uses a nearby bollard to attempt to get to his feet so he can throw up, gives us the thumbs up and stumble on his way. DownbutnotoutLAD
Im not going to lie, I am a virgin but i pulled a girl (5/10 at best) a few days ago I then take her to my room and I put a hidden cam in my room, so i take her to my bed and i shout "THIS IS SPARTA" and pushed her off the bed with my feet, she screamed and ran out of my house, i then show my mates the video, they were in hysterics.
At uni, 5 girls live next door. Naturally i go in to introduce myself and say hello, we get talking about sex etc and my lord of a mate comes out with. The only virgin in this house is the virgin media box. truthfulLAD
Got pissed and passed out in a phonebox in Liverpool last night, woke up 4 hours later and i still had my iphone and wallet! Gotta love the Scousers!
saw a sign the other day which said "jesus saves", to which i attached a piece of paper that said "but moses scored the rebound". religiousbanterLAD
On Friday I had to cancel dinner with my girlfriend, telling her I was bogged down with work and had an important board meeting. She was really pissed, but what she didn't realise is that my football manager game with Liverpool required some serious attention and that a board ultimatum for extra transfer money was a must. I got the extra funds, board meeting successful! HardworkingfootballermanagerLAD!
I was finally bangin' this bird that I'd wanted to bang for over a year, we had many attempts at stuff but for whatever reason it got interrupted. So I finally reached the finish line (ifyouknowwhatimeanLAD) and felt the need to highfive her upon job well done. yaassswefinallyshaggedLAD
Out this week for freshers week. Mate signs me into his college accommodation and we head out for serious banter. No sign of him later in club-turns out he has pulled and I will not be allowed in on campus. Am prepared to sleep rough (accommodating LAD) but get a phone call from my mate who calls me back. At front gate he swaps myself in for his new friend after 2 hours of having his way with her. He just says to her- 'at least we'll avoid the awkward morning'. LAD
My mate has just turned up round mine for the pre-lash with the LADs, and to our horror had pulled out a crate of bacardi breezers. Yes, bacardi breezers. Please click shitLAD to show how much of a crime this is. BeerOrNothingLADs
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