Just had a big fallout with my girlfriend 7/10 its not going to end well. Back at home got a bottle of coke and a packet of hobnobs with me and i'm going to have a wank to finish it off #sortedLAD

Listening to the great new Arctic Monkeys tune and remembered my ex-girlfriend first doing anal at T in the Park in 2006 when they were on stage MardyBumLAD

I would love to fly to the UK and have a trueLAD party with all the LADs. Although it would be a sausage fest, nothing is better than being with the actual trueLADs

I always post as an American to get shitLADed. loves to get a shitLAD while taking a shit honestlytakingashitLAD

We all know that feeling of being disgusted at what we've just watched after a wank. I'm different. I always know when I'm going to get this feeling long in advance. It's as soon as the word 'Kink' comes on screen.. whatthefuckamIabouttowatchLAD

Went to buy a bottle of coke today and lo and behold, the first one I picked up had my name on. Initially, I had a slight smirk and was quite amused until I remembered that's what was annoying me on Facebook and quickly put it back and bought one which said 'Rachel' instead dontsharemycokeLAD

If any LAD has never seen it , i would encourage you to watch a show called Beaver Falls. It is a show about 3 young Brit LADs who go to California to work on a holiday camp, it is just full of drinking , drugs , sex and 8/10s in little-to-no clothing also with probably the tidiest milf i've ever seen LADvice

Any other LADs every had it when the missus or any bird wants to shag for ages and do loads of kinky shit? I like to have a wiggle for a bit, cum on them, then go to bed lazyLAD

Wartime talks between Winston Churchill and Joseph Stalin were proving awkward until a drinking session lasting until 3am. ChurchilLAD

Didn't end the year long dry spell today, nope, she let me see her titties though.I then sat on her bed as she got changed for ballet and struggled to muster any words. First pair I've seen in person since I last had sex. YoungLAD EasilyPleasedLAD

I saw a funny picture on the internet which basically said "The school bully still takes my sandwich money, when I give it to him at Subway" and this actually happened just now , was on my way home from work suited and booted , popped in for a bite to eat and saw the guy who used to pick on everyone back in school working there takeyoursubandeatitLAD

Was at the casino the other night with a few mates, on the roulette table next to us was some grandLAD who was pissed as a fart. Zero came in and he won some money so he shouted 'IM HAVING VENISON FOR DINNER TONIGHT LADS WAHEYYY' before getting a formal warning. OverExcitedLAD

I work as a Football coach for 3-4 yearolds and today one of them was dressed as batman and refused to answer to anything other than batman little batLAD

Facebook events pages should tell you exactly how many LADs are going, and how many girls are going. Would save time having to count and work out if the event is worth going to or not. TimesavingLAD

To my grandLAD (82) who, when my nan came home from food shopping, quickly unplugged the scart lead of the TV in a panic. My nan had tried to get the TV to work but didnt know what was wrong so went round to sort it out. When the scart lead was plugged back in, up popped babestation in it's full glory. NevertoooldLAD

does any other LAD have the ability to tell if there are biscuits in the biscuit tin just by looking at it? sixthsenseLADs

Playing football for my team a few weeks ago in the semi final of a cup. We're not a brilliant team so to get this far was an achievement. Anyway long story short it went to penos. I'm the keeper and been at the club since it started so when a fifth penalty taker was needed I stepped up. Score and we were in the final. I knew exactly where I was going to put it. I missed. We lost. AntiClimaxLAD

I had a woman call me about a great job opportunity earlier that I applied for , I missed the first call but phoned her back. She then didn't answer herself so I left her a message to phone me back, so I waited for a good two hours for a response but did not get any, as soon as I went for a poo she phoned me! so i had to have my first conversation with my potential employer whilst sitting on the shitter jobbyjobLAD

See a few stories myself over Woolwich. "Go home to your own country" they were British citizens where do you want them to go? No time for thick shitLADs. Approach respectably with correct information or don't approach at all. NoTimeForDumbShitLADsLAD

having a pre-shower shit and had my shower playlist on. I can't describe the feeling of an almighty shit erupting in the middle of Il Divo's version of amazing grace amazingpooLAD