My mate Matt is bailing on our 6-a-side team this week so he can go and watch Tim Westwood at a local nightclub. FuckYouMattShitLAD
During a close game of football a disputed goal was always awarded in favour of the team who shouted and swore the most. 'Oi that was a fucking goal, your kick-off.' WeFuckingPlayingFootballOrWhatLAD
Now that we have seen what we have all been missing (Kelly)- I'm no longer that bothered about her. ImaginationLAD
In my final year at school we used to play this game in PE, like dodgeball except each team could build defences using the gear from the sport shed. There was one wanker in my class who was massive and used to launch balls at the smallest guys in the class. This went on until our 40 year old teacher snuck in and got him a beauty in the back of the head. RobinhoodLAD
Follow Hayes and Yeading (Non League LAD) and it seems we are groundsharing again next season which is a joke. So we came up with a song. We're not going to woking, and we're not fucking joking la la la la. MentalLADS
"The lord of light wants his enemies burnt, the drown god wants them drowned, why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?" Tyrion LADister
Was reading the paper yesterday and I came across a story of an 11 year old who got his mate's 36 year old mum pregnant. YounggunLAD
With a description like "Jonny puts a cricket box through an intensive self-defence testing. Dressed as a bunny, Chris gets attacked by a ferocious guard dog & Steve-O snorts a live earthworm up his nose!" it's hard not to watch it. JackassLADs
A mate just reminded me of a time in year 10 RE. The teacher asked the class to write their aspirations on bits of paper, which she would collect and read out at random. It was all going fine until she read ours, where we had written all the lyrics to the Pokemon theme tune ("I wanna be the very best" etc), and she didn't realise until she hit the chorus. ashketchumLADs
Ok possibly a long one LADs but here we go. Two years back I started seeing this bird, introduced her to my 2 closest mates and the 4 of us became a sort of group. That went on pretty ok for 2 years or so then me and the girl broke up; now normally when your bestLAD finishes with someone, you'd think your mates would stop seeing them but no, they've kept seeing her despite the fact shit got proper unpleasant between me and the girl now, with her spreading a load of lies about me around our uni and rubbing her new relationship in my face. I sort of dealt with that just because I wasn't going to make a big deal out of them being mates, but now I just found one of those mates, my bestLAD since we were pretty much in nursery, is going to T in the Park with my ex, her new boyfriend and a load of her mates from uni and has had the ticket for ages without telling me or asking if I'm ok with it and now I'm fucking furious with him. To settle the argument, is that snakey as fuck or am I over reacting? SettleTheArgumentLADs?
Going for a meal with a genuine 9/10 that I've had in the back of my head for about 3 years on the weekend. GoodthingscometoLADswhowaitLAD
enough with this playgroundbanterLAD rubbish. the 'my first goal' crap on here was bad enough. iwantthebanterLAD
Tahiti overcoming all the odds to simply score a goal at the Confederations Cup. As Dowie said, the Tehau brothers won't need to buy a drink for the rest of their lives. Would love to see them score against Spain on thursday. TahitiLADS
Bell goes. NEXT GOAL WINS!! Cue five minutes of the most violent and passionate football of your life followed by an unbelievably extravagant celebration. PlaygroundbanterLADs
To the "GamerLAD" are you a moron? You're gettimg your privacy fucked more than a little boy at an MJ concert. Fuck their new DRM and corporate greed bigger than a fucking meatball heads ego.
LearnTheFactsDon'tBeAnXboxFanBoyLAD
Bit late i know but channel 4 'The greatest shows on earth' all about brazilian gash bookedmyticketfor2014LAD
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