Our houses were named after trees at school, Ash and Beech take! PlaygroundbanterLADs

'Lets pick numbers. Its fairer.' Cue all the decent players signalling their numbers so they are on the same team or with their mates. ItsnotfairerLAD

This is the LAD that was growing the beard. One week in and things are going well, finally over the horrendous itchy stage that normally is the point where I give up and shave. The girlfriend (7.10) whilst skeptical in the beginning has decided that it looks good, and it has, in fact, helped me in getting more sex from her. Looks like the beard is here to stay. BeardwingLAD

Anyone else buzzing for the new skins? cookisbackLAD

To the LAD who doesn't know what to do with his hands when getting a blowie, grab their head and help them to bop! increasedmotionLAD

Grandad round the dinner table last night, whole family present, comes out with 'I once snogged one of my girlfriend's mums because I thought that I had a better chance with her!' lostforwordsLAD

Football gets knocked into a group of girls or LADs that aren't playing. Play on! playgroundbanterLAD

LADs, don't be taken in my Sony's marketing for the ps4. Yes you can stay offline and swap games. But really is going online really a problem? No. Swapping games...buy your own! The Xbox is much better under the hood and will serve you better for everything, gaming, movies, voice recognition, kinect etc the lot. ResearchedLAD

Just seen a post on here with a quote from Fixtures Man! Made me realise how good Soccer AM used to be. It's still good but not as good as when Lovejoy was bossing the show. And down south... LightDrizzleLAD

To lifes a gift LAD. Whenever im down or whatever I just imagine a t-rex making a bed. EasilypleasedLAD

VLADamir Putin not wanting to go to the gym with Obama decides to do his exercise by swimming around the lake at their hotels... in Northern Ireland. PutinLAD

To the LAD with the query over what to do with hands during a Blow Job...for me only one option. Both hands behind your own head surveying the magnitude of what is happening, and the wenches often mistake this for boredom and try even harder #adviceLAD

English LAD in america over the summer! the misses broke up with me after nearly 2years, so the LADs took me out in New York ended up having a threesome with a 7/10 and 6/10 Best Brake up ever! EveryCloudLAD!

Kelly Brook is topless in the Sun's showbiz section of their website. You'reWelcomeLADS

Being told you're not allowed on the grass because of weather, and you and your fellow LADs protesting to the teachers because a game of football needs to be played before the end of break. PlaygroundbanterLAD

Was at the gym and this munter(3/10) was shouting abuse at a LAD.The LAD then pulls out a snickers bar and says 'Dan have a snickers, you turn into a right diva when you are hungry.'The munter then runs out while the whole gym is in stitches. ZipItShrimpyLAD

No matter what the score was, "Next goal wins" was the ultimate decider PlaygroundbanterLAD

Watching Spain play football is often like when you played fifa as a kid and just spammed the x button, making the ball fly between your players in seemingly random directions. possessionLADs

I could easily get used to games like Spain v Uruguay at 11pm on a Sunday night! BoomboomboomletmehearyousayfixturesLAD

Currently I kinda have 3 females on the go. All around a 6/10 for varying reasons. Unfortunately this rich vain of form has its issues... No1 is my brothers girlfriends sister. No2 is a LAD I play cricket with's daughter. And no3 is techically still engaged. AwkwardsituationLAD