To the managerLAD... You are a knob end.

My final exam is tomorrow and i woke up at 8am so i can study all day. I have just finished off my second wank of the day StudyLAD

one of the office women asked me to have a go fixing a troubleshoot problem on her laptop. had a sneaky look at the photos to see pictures of her posing naked, added to the wank bank laptopLAD

After Ryan Giggs (who has played way more games than everyone else) the most subbed footballer in the history of the Premiership is... emileivanhoeLAD

Rather than sitting on your arse playing Fifa and eating crisps, why don't you actually leave mummy's house and join in with the real world for a change? SundayLeagueLAD

To IncognitoTeacherLAD, if Carlsberg did teachers . . . Thanks for the week's extension. Another Sunday all-dayer to celebrate! DontForgetToDeleteYourHistoryLAD

Pissed off football manager LAD. All you've highlighted here is that you probably touch kids aged 8 and under. Did your Mum sew your initials into your training top? Do you have a tactics app on your iPhone? Are you an advocate of the Christmas tree formation? Did you get bullied at school? Have you ever seen a pair of boobies? Football Manager is epic. StopyourwhingingLAD

Just seen this girls facebook status, 'Just had a man literally fart in my face on an escalator..... it was really loud too'. escalatorLAD

To the LAD training to be a football manager. Change your knickers we can apply for whatever we like I got Totti and Crespo to West Ham back in the day, did the actual coach do that? No! Conclusion: I am better than a real coach. CredentialsLAD.

I could be wrong LADs but it seems to me that if a girl is too fit in high school she ends up fat with kids. Nothing wrong with that like but it seems like the girls who were average and worked hard become way fitter when they go to college and start chasing the science cock later in life. DontPeakTooEarlyLAD.

When I was at school I always had two of everything in my lunchbox because lord knows 1 bag of crisps is never fucking enough, apart from the apple, I only required one of them. NoahsArkLunchLAD.

Looking at your dinner and thinking "fuck it let's just make a sandwich with it". DeliciousKievChipsAndBeansSandwichLAD.

really pisses me off when I see shitLADs applying for jobs as football managers with no experience apart from 'Football Manager', I don't think you realise what managers have to deal with.... I'm doing it the right way, starting off getting my badges and coaching a U8 team, and shadowing the first team manager of my local football club, all at the age of 18. Fingers crossed I become a manager, and not you bellends. PissedOffLAD

It is my birthday today, i have woken up to receive a text from the bestLAD saying. "Bring a snorkel, football and a ski mask to the park ill meet you at 11" WorriedLAD

Nigella Lawson. TopmilfLAD

I just convinced my girlfriend (8/10 luckyLAD) to revise for upcoming exams by doing the strip study session from Billy Madison. GoodchanceiwillfailLAD

If you take tits away from Helen Flanagan theres really nothing else going for her! ButterFaceLAD

John Terry and Frank Lampard didn't thank Benitez during their on pitch speeches at the weekend. No class. No dignity. What a bunch of cunts. LAD

Wanking doesn't cost money. Wanking doesn't complain that you don't treat it right. Wanking will never break your heart. Wanking doesn't make you miss banter with the boys for it. Wanking doesn't need to be loved back. Wanking is always there for you whenever you need it.... lonelyLAD

Robbie Earle played only for 2 clubs; 294 games for Port Vale, and 284 for Wimbledon. ConsistentLAD