Put Jamie Carragher in as Captain for Fantasy Football this weekend as a mark of respect. CarragherLAD

When picking a team of the same player there is only one option, Emile Heskey LAD

If I could have 10 of any player from history (sort of bending the rules here) in every position on the pitch, it would have to be Duncan Edwards. It was well known that he was capable of playing in every outfield position, so why not have him IN every outfield position? as for keeper, sticking with the all time theme, would have to be Gordon Banks. LAD

Cameron Lyle, a University of New Hampshire athlete who chose to donate bone barrow to a complete stranger with leukemia which resulted in him giving up an athletic career and not competing in a championship he had worked 8 years towards DonLADDoesn'tEvenCoverIt

For all the LADs who love a red head, check out Faye Reagan, unbelievable. Very flexible as well.foundagemLAD

To the same player in every position LAD. One word, heskey. ShowmethechampionsleagueLAD

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6.30 a.m by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? - Charles Bukowski 1975 --TrueLAD

I recon Rooney isnt a bad shout for the '11 of the same man' team. Does some decent defending when back and isnt half bad in goal on youtube notsureLAD

To InterestedToKnowLAD, it's gotta be Yaya Toure, what defense would stand a chance against 10 of those juggernauts running at them? strengthLAD

I don't want an office job but girls in office clothes look facking sexy. 9to5LADs.

Got a question for you LADs, if you could choose a team of 10 of the same player for every position plus a goalie of your choice, who would you pick? Remember, Messi wouldn't be the best centre back and you don't often see Carragher lining up 30 yard screamers either. Gerrard? Lampard? InterestedToKnowLAD

Just stopped to ask this girl directions (shittysatnavLAD) she was very helpful and friendly but I didn't retain too much information because as she stood up all I could see was her massive tanned tits at my eye level. LostLAD.

Today marks the 70th anniversary of Operation Chastise, better known as the Dambusters Raid. The leader of the raid, Wing Commander Guy Gibson, aged 24, was awarded the Victoria Cross for flying his Lancaster on dummy bomb runs to draw the German flak away from his men. Out of the 133 men who took off, 53 were killed. Today LADs, spare a thought for those who didn't return and remember the DambusterLADs

Fernando Torres currently holds titles for champions league, Europa league, European championship and world cup. TrophyLAD

While football is saddened by the retirement of one of its greatest in Sir Alex Ferguson, let's not forget the retirement of another who may have claim as one of the Premier League's best in his position, although never would personally due to his humility. He wasn't the quickest, nor the most technically gifted but he made up for it with his intelligence and limitless heart & bravery. A proper old school professional who never gave less than 100% and would put most of these modern day spoilt cuntLADs to shame. Well done Jamie Carragher WorkingClassHeroLAD

Saw this bird I was seeing for a while out at the weekend and she fell over on the dance floor near me and asked me to help her up. Put my hand out for her then retracted it and said "nah you're alright" and walked off. Shouldn'thavefuckedmeoverLAD

John Terry being a full kit wanker again tonight! doesntlearnLAD

Just sat at my desk for a couple of hours , shirt and tie on , laptop out , phone in hand , managed to organise a different date with girls i know every night for 10 days whilst my parents go on holiday and my dadLAD is insuring me on his Mercedes for the duration wishmeluckLAD

So here's the dilemma: My mate at uni and I have been on the same course for four years now, and in our final year along comes this fresher (solid 8/10) and catches both our eyes. Unknown to me he was in there straightaway while I hesitated, however it took them 4 months to make it official. Now in the space of a week after this they'd broken up and another week later guess who's bed she's in. 2 weeks down the line we're at it again but then the guilt hits her and she decides we can't do it anymore, and by the time I get together the balls to say I do want to keep going and work past the (quite significant) obstacles she's seeing some other random guy who doesn't even lift. Now this wouldn't be so bad if we were doing what most people do after final year and find themselves at opposite ends of the country, but we're instead going onto the exact same postgrad course at the other uni in the city. So my question to you is this: do I muster up the courage to tell him what happened, putting at risk our friendship (GoodLAD) or as the whole thing is definitively over, do I keep the secret and let it fade away with time (ShitLAD)? And yes I realise that in all this I've been a complete shitLAD

It always a bit of shituation when you go out in a group of three LADs and bring two birds back , unless they are good sports of course. oneofyouwillbedissapointedLAD