Latest LAD Banter

Get a half term break at uni because my campus is based at a college. Asked a coupler of people from home if they were coming for a night out, and there are now 36 people coming to my flat to pre drink, the whole campus seems to know about it, and only 6 out of the 36 are guys. 6:1 ratio of birds to guys. GoododdsLAD.

To the LAD where I work (waiterLAD) who on the to do list for the kitchen under clean coffee machine had written 'build a scale model of the Eiffel tower' gotbetterthingsplannedLAD

In a club with a fellow LAD, who informs me that he wants to smash a girl, who is best friends with a girl he was recently seeing, I turn and say 'mate it's impossible' his reply 'anything is possible' saw him at the end of the night with her, on the way back to his. takeabowLAD

This is to my cousin. He's never been good with the LADies and is an extreme introvert. Many would call him weird to be honest. He's abit of a geek and spends most of his life online, on dating services, world of Warcraft etc... he recently got a girlfriend in norway via an online dating service. He got on the plane on Tuesday knowing the temperatures out there have been negative 25. Never the less he went out there and rang me yesterday saying 'it's fucking freezing but her pussy is nice and warm'. willdefeatarcticClimatesforpussyLAD.

On Match of the day, Man City vs Fulham, Camera turns to LADotelli, serving his suspension in style, sat in a box with some LADs showing off some magic tricks. LADotelliStrikesAgain

I was snagging this bird last night when my dad came in tapped me on the back and said "keep it up son" greatdadLAD

I have to sign the cheques at work on behalf of the business. But it sometimes means the finance staff have to come around and find me for me to sign purchases or payment runs. Every time the finance team come looking for me I pretend I'm famous and they're autograph hunters. #wannabefamousLAD

To the LADs who drive gritting lorries all of which have 'Spreading' written on the back. Gritting LADs

I will be sitting inside throughout this snowfall patiently waiting for all the snow cock pictures to be submitted. LovesagoodsnowcockLAD

Just been given the list of all the people going to Amsterdam with our Uni as we had to select which rooms we wanted. Facebooking for solid 8/10's. SherLAD Holmes

Mad snowy conditions causing mayhem in the roads as proved by LADdriver pushing his wife out of the car to take away the weight! SnowyLAD

For a solid 6 months, I have been training my dog to retrieve the newspaper from the letterbox in the morning. I couldn't believe my luck today when I said "Newspaper" to it's face and 10 seconds later, she appeared at my feet with a copy of The Sun in her mouth. MansbestfriendLAD!

A clever LAD was asked in our A level geography class what sort of revision he would do for the summer exams simply answered 'nothing much, probably just watch frozen plant' AttenboroughLAD.

When ever I go on a night out I always make sure my beds ready for me to collapse into when I get home! MakingthingseasyformyselfLAD

I'm normally quite shy with girls and as a result, go through long dry spells. This goes out to my absolute LAD of a wingman who, when I pointed out an 8/10 I liked to him, walked over and said something to her. Don't know what he said but I couldn't keep her off me all night and ended the dry spell. wingLAD